You know, that thing that makes you think that people are talking to themselves on the street. That dumb looking thing that douchebags wear in their ear. That thing that makes you look like this guy from Star Wars.
Let me break it down for you.
The only 3 times wearing a Bluetooth (or DoucheTooth if you will)is acceptable:
1. Driving a car
2. Shoveling snow
3. At home where no one else can see you.
If you wear it any other time, you my friend, are a douche.
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