Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Hopefully Cowboys Fans Got Bucked

A report out of Cordova, Md., indicates that some football fans took the game too far. Two men are being held without bond for a shooting steeming from an argument about the Eagles-Dallas game.

According to the Star Democrat, of Easton, Md., Damian Joseph Alexander, 28, and Shane Austin Ratliff, 19, face two counts each of attempted first- and second-degree murder, four counts each of reckless endangerment and first- and second-degree assault and one count each of malicious destruction of property more than $500. Ratliff also faces five counts of accessory after the fact.
Witnesses told police Alexander shot at least five rounds from a shotgun at four people in a sport utility vehicle, the newspaper says. Shotgun pellets hit two of the occupants, causing minor injuries.

Smash Or Not?

New Years




T.I. - Paper Trail

Not a bad album. I cant really get into it enough to bang it in the car, but it works for house parties. Also, Just One likes it! Need I say more?

Douche of the Week






Get a load of this douche. He's the Dallas Cowboys star quarterback and he dates Jessica Simpson. So? Being a Cowboy makes you even more of a douche. What about dating Jessica Simpson? That doesn't make you any less of a douche either. Sorry Tone, there no way around it. You're a douche. See you in the playoffs. Oh wait, no we won't HAHAHAHAHAHA



Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Instant Douche


Put these on your face.
VOILA!
Instant douche.

Step Your Game Up


Interested?

you can also contact beskeptent@gmail.com for info.

Fuck You SEPTA


Believe me, they know. They know that no matter how ignorant they are to you, the customer, you will always come back. And you will. Septa employees are the biggest gang in Philadelphia and the whole Southeastern Pennsylvania area. They run shit. Literally.
"You're not going to pay us what we want? Fine. Walk to work."
That's just the tip of the iceberg. Now that Septa employees have what they want financially, they still do not give a shit about how their customers are being taken care of.

Fuck you SEPTA.

DUMHI - YOGA AT HOME VOL. 1

Buy this shit.
Haj did the beats.
Reef, Doap Nixon, and Sadat X rap on it.

http://www.undergroundhiphop.com/store/detail.asp?UPC=DUMHAJ001CD
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001BOSDQM?ie=UTF8&child=B001BOQLXO


Here's a review.
http://www.rapreviews.com/archive/2008_11_yogaathomev1.html


Don't sleep.

The Golden Rule of Bluetooth



You know, that thing that makes you think that people are talking to themselves on the street. That dumb looking thing that douchebags wear in their ear. That thing that makes you look like this guy from Star Wars.

Let me break it down for you.
The only 3 times wearing a Bluetooth (or DoucheTooth if you will)is acceptable:
1. Driving a car
2. Shoveling snow
3. At home where no one else can see you.
If you wear it any other time, you my friend, are a douche.

Whats the Difference?


I'm actually having trouble figuring that out for myself...

Evidence - The Layover EP


The stoned white guy from Dilated Peoples has a new EP. It's good tunes.

Who am I?


Hi I'm Douche McWilliams. I like rap music. Welcome to my blog.