Douche of the Week

Christian Bale. After going off on an awesome rant on the set of Terminator 4 that was all over the internet last week, he apologized. I mean, if you're going to be a douche, be a douche. Now you're just Douche of the Week. "Fuckin ass!" - (in Christian Bale's whiney British accent)

Instant Douche

Get in your car and put this on.

VOILA!!

Instant Douche.

Dinner is Served...

The Godfather II, Eddie Murphy Raw, and South Philly. I like that stuff. If you don't like that stuff, you must be a douche. Nico the Beast's "Dinner is Served" mixtape has all that shit and more.

Lots of features (Reef the Lost Cauze, Planetary, Side Effect, etc...)
Beats .... Stress, Zilla Rocca, Techknowledgy, Noochman, etc...

Click the picture - FREE Download.

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Douche of the Week

Andy Dick. What a dick. What a douche. Jon Lovitz kicked his ass. Jimmy Kimmel had him taken off of his show live on TV by security for touching Ivanka Trump. He gets coked up and exposes himself to minors. His show on MTV sucked. He's not funny. He sucks. Good luck in the sober house, douche.

The Douche Blueprint

Douche of the Week

Hey Buuuuuuuuuuuuuddy. You're a douche.

Douche News 1/16/2009

After the launch of the Douche McWilliams Worldwide myspace page, the douchebags have just been flying in left and right. Check it out. Read the comments, make a friend request, leave a comment, put us on your top friends!

Also be sure to check out these "non-douche" events.

Click on the image for more information.

Seriously...

You mean to tell me Cardinals fans really exist?

Instant Douche

Put one of these* on.

VOILA!

Instant Douche.



* This is a visor. Wearing a visor in any color, size, with sport team logo or with brand of beer, will result in being a douche.

Old School Friday

Is this old school yet? "When you awaken, your manhood'll be taken."