How far we goin back? 2003. oh.... 6/27/2009

SCHOOL'S OUT!! 6/19/2009

Instant Douche

I thought about a lawsuit but I was too blown away.

PUSH THE BUTTON

dumhi- better than Sunday.. i am dumhi too (a FREEMIX)

the dudes from dumhi got some new shit.. and it's FREE! Check it out... or Haj will come to your house at 10 am on Saturday morning with two bottles of champagne, a carton of orange juice, and make you get drunk before noon. I've seen it done.

DOWNLOAD OR STREAM HERE

Piven - The Anti-Douche

Yeah he smokes weed with Snoop. Mind your business.

Douche of the Week

Its looks like the party planning committee shit the bed this week when 215hiphop.com fell to a malware infection... So with no other introduction, let me give you..

You know who he is...

King and The Cauze 6/14/2009

Relapse!

Good. Entertaining. Funny.

Only guest spots: Dr Dre and 50 Cent.

Dre's beats bang. Eminem's 36 and he raps about getting raped by his stepdad, jerking off to Hannah Montana, how much his mom eats pills, and does a terribly hilarious Christopher Reeves impression all while naming every pill he could possibly get his hands on (and not in "Hey kids! Don't do drugs!" kinda way)...

In order of appearance:

Klonopin

Vicodin

Valium

Xanax

Lithium

Tylenol 3

Percodan

Flexerall

Paxil

Seroquel

Zantac

Ecstacy

Lunesta

Creatine

Ambien

Methadone

Hydrocodone

Oxycontin

.... Shady's back

Instant Douche/Douche of the Week

Flip somebody off with the additional ringfinger (a.k.a - "Su-Fi)

VOILA!

Instant Douche.
This is a first, but yeah... Dane Cook you're douche of the week as well.

Douche of the Week

Christian Bale. After going off on an awesome rant on the set of Terminator 4 that was all over the internet last week, he apologized. I mean, if you're going to be a douche, be a douche. Now you're just Douche of the Week. "Fuckin ass!" - (in Christian Bale's whiney British accent)

Instant Douche

Get in your car and put this on.

VOILA!!

Instant Douche.

Dinner is Served...

The Godfather II, Eddie Murphy Raw, and South Philly. I like that stuff. If you don't like that stuff, you must be a douche. Nico the Beast's "Dinner is Served" mixtape has all that shit and more.

Lots of features (Reef the Lost Cauze, Planetary, Side Effect, etc...)
Beats .... Stress, Zilla Rocca, Techknowledgy, Noochman, etc...

Click the picture - FREE Download.

www.myspace.com/nicothebeast
http://www.beatgardenentertainment.com/
http://www.yadibox.com/
http://www.clapcowards.com/
http://www.nexmillenmusic.com/

Douche of the Week

Andy Dick. What a dick. What a douche. Jon Lovitz kicked his ass. Jimmy Kimmel had him taken off of his show live on TV by security for touching Ivanka Trump. He gets coked up and exposes himself to minors. His show on MTV sucked. He's not funny. He sucks. Good luck in the sober house, douche.

The Douche Blueprint

Douche of the Week

Hey Buuuuuuuuuuuuuddy. You're a douche.

Douche News 1/16/2009

After the launch of the Douche McWilliams Worldwide myspace page, the douchebags have just been flying in left and right. Check it out. Read the comments, make a friend request, leave a comment, put us on your top friends!

Also be sure to check out these "non-douche" events.

Click on the image for more information.

Seriously...

You mean to tell me Cardinals fans really exist?

Instant Douche

Put one of these* on.

VOILA!

Instant Douche.



* This is a visor. Wearing a visor in any color, size, with sport team logo or with brand of beer, will result in being a douche.

Old School Friday

Is this old school yet? "When you awaken, your manhood'll be taken."

ya momma...

shes on crack rock...